What Has the British Labour Government Ever Done For England?

Just in case anyone's forgotten a list of some of the things Labour has done to us, courtesy of "old Holburn"-

Ballot Boxes are interfered with-

Voting registers go missing-

You can be put in prison for 42 days on pure suspicion-

You can be put in prison indefinitely on the word of a politician-

The State can torture people-

Your children are monitored at School by Political Officers-

Their behaviour is logged on a State database for their entire lives-

Your innocent fingerprints, iris scans and biometrics are held by the State-

You do not have the right to remain silent-

You are watched on 4 million CCTV cameras-

You may not photograph the Police-

The media is controlled by the State-

You do not have the right to protest peacefully-

Curfews exist for entire communities-

Your travel movements are logged and monitored-

Who you vote for is logged and monitored-

Your shopping habits are studied and logged by the State-

Your emails and telephone conversations are recorded by the State-

Your passport can be withdrawn at the whim of the State-

Government agencies can use lie detector tests on you.-

£22,500 of debt for every child born in Britain-

111 tax rises from a government that promised no tax rises at all-

The longest national tax code in the world-

100,000 million pounds drained from British pension funds-

Gun crime up 57%-

Violent crime up 70%-

The highest proportion of children living in workless households anywhere in Europe-

The number of pensioners living in poverty up by 100,000-

The lowest level of social mobility in the developed world-

The only G7 country with no growth this year-

One in six young people neither earning nor learning-

5 million people on out-of-work benefits-

Missing the target of halving child poverty... -

Child poverty rising in each of the last three years instead-

Cancer survival rates among the worst in Europe-

Hospital acquired infections killing nearly three times as many people as are killed on the roads- Falling from 4th to 13th in the world competitiveness league-

Falling from 8th to 24th in the world education rankings in maths-

Falling from 7th to 17th in the rankings in literacy-

The police spending more time on paperwork than on the beat-

Fatal stabbings at an all-time high-

Prisoners released without serving their sentences-

Foreign prisoners released and never deported-

7 million people without an NHS dentist-

Small business taxes going up-

Business taxes raised from among the lowest to among the highest in Europe-

Tax rises for working people set for after the election-

The 10p tax rate abolished-

The ludicrous promise to have ended boom and bust-

Our gold reserves sold for a quarter of their worth-

Our armed forces overstretched and under-supplied-

Profitable post offices closed against their will-

One of the highest rates of family breakdown in Europe-

The ‘Golden Rule’ on borrowing abandoned because it didn’t fit-

Police inspectors in 10 Downing Street-

Dossiers that were dodgy- Mandelson resigning the first time-

Mandelson resigning the second time-

Mandelson coming back for a third time-

Bad news buried-

Personal details lost-

An election bottled-

A referendum denied.

New Labour.

Stamping on the faces of the many, not just the few.

Forever.

PS “A future fair for all” is an anagram of “Our fearful fat liar”

Yea but other than that - What have they ever done for England?