HOW MANY NOUGHTS IN A BILLION ?

This is too true to be funny!

The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

Building Permit Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Income Tax

Vat Tax

Unemployment Tax

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Petrol/Diesel Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Tax

Marriage License Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service charge taxes

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax

Local TaxVehicle

License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

DO YOU STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...

And our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...

We had the largest middle class in the world...

And Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

Can you spell 'politicians!'

What the hell happened?????

Gordon Brown, that's What!!!

(And Yes - that is what he thinks of us)